I called it 

Last week I told some people that I predict Trump would win with a 90% chance.

This prediction was not based on the usual kind of evidence people base their predictions on. This was a purely philosophical prediction.

I am now going to make another prediction. On Inauguration Day, if it is windy, I give an 80% chance that Trumps wig, or whatever that is on his head, will blow off.

That will be comedy gold.