I fell ill in work today. Usually I have an insatiable appetite for carbs even when I’m sick but not today.
On the tube journey home a man was eating a pasta bake from Pret. Usually I would be eyeing it up but I couldn’t even look at it.
I think this is the first time in five years that I haven’t craved crisps. It’s liberating. The eternal fattie is no longer gonna fat. At least for this afternoon.