Blueberry muffins

I’ve developed an obsession with blueberry muffins.

I’ve always spent my calorie budget (like there is one) on crisps but lately I’ve been gorging on blueberry muffins.

This obsession started when I went to my local Le Pain Quotidien and tried their blueberry muffin. It wasn’t too sweet which I liked.

The danger here is that I end up adding, significantly, to the nice blueberry muffin top I have over my trousers. Adding more permanent muffin density to my body isn’t such an issue but my underwear is already getting extremely tight. I don’t particularly fancy diverting money from food to money on underwear. It’s just such a waste because no one sees my underwear, but everybody sees the shape of my body. I’d rather spend my money on something I can show off.

And before anyone berates me that I’m not going to a hip ‘independent’ blueberry muffin outlet in that middle-to-upper-class/tourist playground in Shoreditch you can piss off. I am a trend setter, not a follower.

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