In 2009 I had a jewfro and a thigh gap. I peaked in life in 2009 ffs.
This is 100% true.
I am actually in shock after discovering that I once used to have a thigh gap. This was obviously before I discovered “sharing” bags of crisps. Tbh no thigh gap tastes better than the plethora of crisps that I’ve devoured. I’m slowly becoming potato shape. I eat so many crisps that I’m turning into them. One day my potato body is gonna be sliced thinly and deep fried.
My flavour will be flabulous.