I’ve never actually looked extensively at chain coffee shop menus. I know they offer an extensive variety of drinks and variations. I don’t think I’ve ever got more daring than a caramel latte. This is because I’m asked for my order as soon as I enter the shop and I’m too awkward to say “give me a minute”. I don’t actually know what I want at this stage but guaranteed whatever rushes out of my mouth won’t be what I want.
After a particularly stressful external engagement yesterday I bought a coffee on my walk back to work. I also smoked a fat cigar along the entirety of Fleet Street, sunglasses on and coffee in the other hand.
That was probably the most nutritious breakfast I’ve had all week.