36h Stage fright 

So I went to the South Coast to visit some friends on the weekend. They were kind enough to let me stay with them. Unfortunately this meant I was unable to shit for nearly 2 days. I tried to shit but kept getting stage fright. We went hiking and I carried round a massive shit inside me all the way up the hill. I kept adding more to my shit by eating but I didn’t explode. When I arrived back at mine I unleashed the shitsnake I was brewing into the sewers of Kensington. It was such a relief. The Kensington Kobra will be making its way to a sewer near you.

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