Imagine the scene.
Slightly obese woman and 2 dudes walk into a restaurant in NYC. This restaurant is known for its cheesecake. The two dudes order food and dessert like normal people but the woman rolls off a list of cheesecakes she would like to sample as a main and a further two for dessert. Undettered by shame, she orders a diet coke as she’s “cutting back on the calories”.
The cheesecakes arrive and she eats them all. They were delicious. Upon finishing her dessert the waiter asks “So what’s next for you after this? what have you got left?”
She replies “I’m vegan now”.
N.B. Those cheesecakes were fucking delicious, the shame was worth it and I’d totes do it again.