I bought a cheap coat. I forgot for a second that I am larger than life. Such a noob.
It’s not like I even needed another coat, I have a perfectly fine more expensive coat that fits me well. I am aware price doesn’t necessarily reflect quality but this coat was sooo cheap. It was a warning sign that I didn’t heed.
Anyway, the coat fits me as if I am wearing a turd. In fact it’s so bad it brings out my lumps, bumps, zits, eyebags, double chin, greasy hair and tea stained teeth just by draping it over my shoulders. I also feel like it makes me smell bad.
I am returning it.