Question time

Anyone who has been around those of a corporate disposition will understand where I am coming from here. "Make sure you ask lots of questions, there is no such thing as a stupid question" ...except there is when it comes out of my mouth. I really resent the idea that looking "interested" in stuff is... Continue Reading →

Cheap coats

I bought a cheap coat. I forgot for a second that I am larger than life. Such a noob. It's not like I even needed another coat, I have a perfectly fine more expensive coat that fits me well. I am aware price doesn't necessarily reflect quality but this coat was sooo cheap. It was... Continue Reading →

Great American Eclipse

I know it's been a while since I've posted. LOL Anyway... About a month ago me and a friend I have known for 10 years flew half way across the world to drive the entire length (almost) of a country. We started at Seattle and finished in LA.  Half way through our trip we stopped... Continue Reading →

36h Stage fright 

So I went to the South Coast to visit some friends on the weekend. They were kind enough to let me stay with them. Unfortunately this meant I was unable to shit for nearly 2 days. I tried to shit but kept getting stage fright. We went hiking and I carried round a massive shit... Continue Reading →

Baggy underwear

I wear granny pants up to my chest and 4 sizes too big and I will never change this habit because I'm comfortable as fuck while you bitches are tight and itching.  I never understood women's pants. Aside from the extensive and confusing variety, most of them are too small and lace which is itchy... Continue Reading →

Broken butt 

A few weekends ago I happened to partake in some self inflicted public humiliation. I've always wanted to learn how to use a pair of inline skates. Thing is I have crap balance and I'm fat. I was a blob on wheels, and if that wasn't humiliating enough, I had to go falling (bouncing) on... Continue Reading →

Penis swastikas

"When in Amsterdam...." I went to Amsterdam this weekend. The joys of Amsterdam are not too blasé enough for me yet. On the flight out I was sitting alone as my travel companion's assigned seat was way at the front of the plane. I sat down and next to me  I was joined by a... Continue Reading →

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