Glamorous city lifestyles

I was a student in London a few years back and on my commute to and from university I would see super professional looking people on the tube. Snazzy suits, snappy shirts, shiny shoes. Riding the tube with the latest phone in hand and looking like they're catching up on some super important emails. Too... Continue Reading →

Nameless suits floating around the city

One thing I have observed while working in the City of London is the amount of empty suits rushing around from one business meeting to the next. They often have perfect estate-agent-eque slick gelled hair.  I guess I'm essentially painting a picture of what the rat-race looks like. I have never really understood the point... Continue Reading →

tv friends

I've been off work for a while now and I'm in a self-imposed exile from my friends. I'm no longer getting up at 5:45am and rushing out to get the tube to work. Oh no,  I have a whole new routine now. So I wake up at about 8am and get ready for the day.... Continue Reading →

Burping through a straw

I've had a lot of free time recently. Usually having an extended period of free time is something that I fantasized about. I would think to myself,  "I'll fill it with all the things I don't find time to do while at work, I'll go for long walks, I'll become a soundcloud rapper and I'll... Continue Reading →

Mediocre life path

Job adverts for graduates are such bullshit. Many of these places advertise that you will "excel in your career". Excel 2007 more like. If a life of mediocrity in meetings while draped in Louis Vuitton and surrounded by humourless shells is something you want then gfi. At least the LV makes you feel like you're... Continue Reading →

Great American Eclipse

I know it's been a while since I've posted. LOL Anyway... About a month ago me and a friend I have known for 10 years flew half way across the world to drive the entire length (almost) of a country. We started at Seattle and finished in LA.  Half way through our trip we stopped... Continue Reading →

36h Stage fright 

So I went to the South Coast to visit some friends on the weekend. They were kind enough to let me stay with them. Unfortunately this meant I was unable to shit for nearly 2 days. I tried to shit but kept getting stage fright. We went hiking and I carried round a massive shit... Continue Reading →

Broken butt 

A few weekends ago I happened to partake in some self inflicted public humiliation. I've always wanted to learn how to use a pair of inline skates. Thing is I have crap balance and I'm fat. I was a blob on wheels, and if that wasn't humiliating enough, I had to go falling (bouncing) on... Continue Reading →

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