Mediocre life path

Job adverts for graduates are such bullshit. Many of these places advertise that you will "excel in your career". Excel 2007 more like. If a life of mediocrity in meetings while draped in Louis Vuitton and surrounded by humourless shells is something you want then gfi. At least the LV makes you feel like you're... Continue Reading →

Great American Eclipse

I know it's been a while since I've posted. LOL Anyway... About a month ago me and a friend I have known for 10 years flew half way across the world to drive the entire length (almost) of a country. We started at Seattle and finished in LA.  Half way through our trip we stopped... Continue Reading →

Family holiday

When I was younger children's TV channels would always advertise the most ridiculous stuff if it wasn't around Christmas time. So during the ad break for Kenan and Kel for example an ad for a 200+ CD collection of Mozart, Beethoven and chums with an extra 20 CD's thrown in if you call now would... Continue Reading →

Whipping up the baes

When people ask what I got up to at the weekend I rarely go admitting that I laid in bed eating carbs and watched 90's sitcoms. I usually say something bland like "went for a walk". I'm not lying. I technically walked to the fridge and back. Every little helps.  Believe it or not my... Continue Reading →

Time to think

I've never actually looked extensively at chain coffee shop menus. I know they offer an extensive variety of drinks and variations. I don't think I've ever got more daring than a caramel latte. This is because I'm asked for my order as soon as I enter the shop and I'm too awkward to say "give... Continue Reading →

Millennial dream

Like, actually too much effort though mate When I was significantly heavier and used to actually do sweet fa with my life movement was such an effort. I remember laying in bed one time watching some shit YouTube videos and eating butter from the tub because I genuinely couldn't be arsed to go out and... Continue Reading →

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