Wallowing in my own shit

There's nothing like being off work for 8 months and fucking up your sleeping pattern so badly that you struggle to get up at a reasonable, sociable hour. I know I sound like a right greasy slob right now but lately it really pains me to leave bed. In all honesty this to do with... Continue Reading →

On autopilot

I spent the most of the last 2 years on autopilot. This is something I've actively been trying to come out of in the last few months that I have been off work. For me, autopilot meant that I was letting days, months, years pass by without ever feeling or experiencing anything. I spent 2... Continue Reading →

Burping through a straw

I've had a lot of free time recently. Usually having an extended period of free time is something that I fantasized about. I would think to myself,  "I'll fill it with all the things I don't find time to do while at work, I'll go for long walks, I'll become a soundcloud rapper and I'll... Continue Reading →

Mediocre life path

Job adverts for graduates are such bullshit. Many of these places advertise that you will "excel in your career". Excel 2007 more like. If a life of mediocrity in meetings while draped in Louis Vuitton and surrounded by humourless shells is something you want then gfi. At least the LV makes you feel like you're... Continue Reading →

Time to think

I've never actually looked extensively at chain coffee shop menus. I know they offer an extensive variety of drinks and variations. I don't think I've ever got more daring than a caramel latte. This is because I'm asked for my order as soon as I enter the shop and I'm too awkward to say "give... Continue Reading →

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