Seeing a shrink for being shy

I’ve been told many times that I am shy, in an accusatory tone. The type of people who say this to me are usually vanilla bland basic bitches. I like to think that the single defining feature to their personality is that they are hiding a faeces fetish. They accuse me as they are scared... Continue Reading →

tv friends

I've been off work for a while now and I'm in a self-imposed exile from my friends. I'm no longer getting up at 5:45am and rushing out to get the tube to work. Oh no,  I have a whole new routine now. So I wake up at about 8am and get ready for the day.... Continue Reading →

Baggy underwear

I wear granny pants up to my chest and 4 sizes too big and I will never change this habit because I'm comfortable as fuck while you bitches are tight and itching.  I never understood women's pants. Aside from the extensive and confusing variety, most of them are too small and lace which is itchy... Continue Reading →

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